Saturday, November 18, 2006

Newsflash

The frozen cranberries have just been discovered. At an exorbitant price, to be sure; but rest assured - they are present and accounted for. For many months it has been expected that such a delicacy was nonexistent in these far-off lands, but tonight that false presupposition has been laid to rest. Thanksgiving celebrations can now proceed as normal.

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